WHY CATS IN BURRITOS???- AN EXPOSE

Research from the University of West England has indicated that 12.5% of all "Burrito" search items on the Google Images service resulted in the negative graphication of cats. Why the association? And why now? The start of 2011 saw this number rise to 15%, in line with the increases in inflation. Bloody Clegg. Leaves us to ask whether "The Big Society" is just another cover up created by the coalition to curb the increasing reliance of cat meat used in the flagging Mexican food industry.